The Beard Genie
由 Equinox1de 使用 Udio AI 创建
2024-04-26
Lyrics
What does one need to grow an epic beard People always say its genetic, they're weird! All you really need is a genie in a lamp rub three times and wishes they will grant Ask for a beard with your very first wish Dont forget to make it stylish Make sure its straight unless you like curls It really doesn't matter when it comes to girls One out of three wishes for thee what else can I get my excellency Ask for a cream you can wipe on your chin Then if you shave. it'll grow back again Now look at you with the greatest beard of all Men once challenged you and now they all fall Finally you feel the power its grants Hide that erection you have in your pants! One more wish is at your command Anything goes cause this is your land I wish for a woman to fight at my side One whose a fit for Equin oxide With Beauty and Honor she will make me proud Her looks alone would draw in a crowd With Woman in hand and Beard on your chin No battles to great for you to win
