2024-04-19
Lyrics
He lands with glee, big apple in view, a limo and pizza, oh wouldn't you The credit card adventure starts, a suite so large it's off the charts Runnin' into foes once more, the same two crooks from times before A plan to rob a toy store's chest, but Kev knows what he does best Rigs the house with traps galore, boppin' heads and scream galore Slippin', slidin', fallin' down, those bandits flopping all around Lil' Kevin back in action, New York bound by happenstance Alone again, it's quite intense, in a hotel room of extravagance Credit cards and pigeon friends, wily crooks, the cons intense Traps and tricks, a story penned, from toy store riches to crooks' repent Booby-traps with sticky snares, paint cans fly through icy air Electrocutes, a sticky tar, Marv and Harry sure ain't stars Buzzin' through the streets, ya know, Kevin's on a spree With Duncan's Toy Chest and tricks up his sleeve He befriends the bird lady, a friendship takes flight While he sets out to turn those crooks' lights out bright A talkboy recorder, New York's finest toy Wisecracks and voices, used like a clever ploy Turtle doves, a Christmas pact, two friends part with hearts intact Kevin's talkboy at his side, in Central Park he's gonna slide From uncle's house, renovation wild, to Buzz's prank, oh ain't that child Santa's ringing, carols sound, oh what a mischief he has found [Chorus] In New York City, where the lights are bright Kevin's runnin' wild, givin' thieves a fright Tiptoe through the Plaza, sneakin' past the staff A prawn with his wallet, he's ready for a laugh Sculptures in the park and chocolate gobs to eat Concierge is fooled, while Kev's kicking up his feet Shadows in the city, the Christmas tree's so tall Kevin, he's the master, he's having such a ball To the tune of Christmas bells, Kev's alone, you know the tale In the Plaza he's the king, his wit sharp as a nail Sing the story, spread the joy, about this clever little boy Room service, ice cream feasts, while avoiding the police Bridge: He makes friends with a toy shop man, saves the day with a jolly plan Then to the rescue, with his turtle dove parting gift In the city that sleeps zip, he gives the cops a tip [Chorus 2] Oh, Kevin saves the day in his own wild way Dropping bricks on bandits, he ain't here to play Dodging through the lobby, a plan so cunningly neat While the city's carolers sing in the snowy street