Dramatic Telling of the Intergalactic Taco Incident: Zax's Frantic Search for the Ultimate Diarrhea Sauce
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[MAN] Buckle up, fuckers, We've got a goddamn UFO in the heart of Retroville! [WOMAN] A UFO, Are you serious, Chuck? What in the hell does it look like? [MAN] Picture a shiny-ass hubcap the size of a house, Doris, It just slammed down in the middle of Main Street! [WOMAN] Holy crap on a cracker, it’s opening, Something’s stepping out, HOLY SHIT! [MONSTER] Yo, listen up you dumbass Earthlings, I'm Zax from the Nebula of Nonsense, and I ain't here to fuck around! [WOMAN] Nebula of Nonsense, That sounds like some straight up bullshit, The fuck you want, Zax? [MONSTER] Chill the fuck out, bitch, I'm here to trade some space-age wizardry for your goddamn uh - tacos, Yeah, that's right, TACOS! [WOMAN] Tacos - Are you fucking high or some shit? [MAN] HIGH, YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKIN' GAME? I NEED THEM TACOS WITH THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SAUCE, PRONTO - AND NONE OF THAT MILD SHIT EITHER, I WANT IT HOTTER THAN SATAN'S ASSHOLE AFTER TACO TUESDAY! ARRG [WOMAN] What the actual fuck are you talking about, you crazy alien bastard? [ALIEN] YOU HEARD ME, SKANK! I NEED THEM TACOS TO FUEL MY INTERDIMENSIONAL DIARRHEA CANNON! IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STOP THE INVASION OF THE ANAL PROBE GOBLINS FROM THE PLANET URANUS! [WOMAN] I can't even... this is too much. I'm out, you're on your own, space freak. [YELLING] FINE THEN, MORE TACOS FOR ME! I'LL JUST USE MY TELEKINETIC BURRITO POWERS TO SUMMON THEM! AHHHHHHHHH UGHHHH NOOOOO!!!
