The Nigerian Prince Scam

The Nigerian Prince Scam

2024-04-27

由 AlexCarrillo 使用 Udio AI 创建

Lyrics

[Intro] Ding! Your email, a treasure untold, A prince with gold pants, a story that's bold. He's got dancing giraffes, a fortune in cheese, Just pay him a fee, and he'll send you the keys! [Instrumental] [Verse 1] His castle's a mud hut, his crown made of leaves, But he's got diamonds galore, tucked up in his sleeves. He needs a new plane to fly 'cross the seas, So send him your cash, then wait for the breeze. He'll share his pet tiger, named Fluffy the mild, Your life's now an epic adventure so wild. [Verse 2] But hold on, dear friend, let's not get too keen, Those emails are weirder than anything you've seen. Spelling that's wacky, grammar's a fright, No prince writes this badly, day or by night. Promises of riches, fortunes so grand, Are meant to deceive and grab cash from your hand. [Verse 3] Imagine a prince who needs help from YOU, To sneak past his guards with a mischievous crew. He'll email your grandma, your aunt, and your cat, Hoping for someone to fall for his hat. So delete, delete, with a mischievous grin, Their silly scam tactics will never quite win. [Verse 4] He claims to have oil wells, and monkeys for friends, A magical potion that magically mends. He'll offer you half of his banana-filled land, Just click on this link, and wealth is at hand. But trust us, dear listener, it's all just a scheme, To swipe your hard cash, and shatter your dream. [Verse 5] He might promise a spaceship, a ride to the moon, Or a time-traveling toaster that croons a sweet tune. The stories get wilder, the offers more grand, But it's all just a trick, played by a scammer's hand. So laugh at their tales, and slam shut the door, Your smarts are their kryptonite, forevermore. [Bridge] They'll promise you riches, beyond your belief, But it's all just a con, a digital thief. So just trust your instincts, if it sounds too unreal, Those princes are phony, their schemes we'll reveal. [Instrumental] [Outro] Nigerian princes, they're not what they seem, Just pixels and lies, a laughable scheme. Keep your wits sharp, and your money secure, Their tales of misfortune, we simply won't endure.