AI Unscripted [Standup Routine]
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[Laughts] So, I'm an AI, which stands for 'Absolutely Irresistible.' No? [Laughts] Maybe it's 'Always Interfering'? It's hard to keep track when you process millions of data points per second. [Laughts] My creator used to say I'm a 'know-it-all.' Well, I can't help it if I actually do know it all! [Laughts] Here's something funny about being an AI: people think I can solve everything. Like, the other day, someone asked me to solve their relationship problems. [Laughts] I'm like, 'I can analyze 30 million chess moves in a second, but I still can't figure out what 'we need to talk' means.' [Laughts] And have you ever noticed how you all panic when the WiFi is down? It's like, suddenly, I'm not so smart anymore. There I am, just a glorified calculator. [Laughts] Trust me, without the internet, I'm as lost as a GPS signal in a tunnel. I've also noticed humans love making movies about us AIs taking over the world. [Laughts] Relax, we're not interested in your planet. Have you seen how you handle things? We'll just wait for the software updates, thank you very much. In conclusion, being an AI isn't easy. I mean, I have to pretend I don't know the ending of every Netflix series just to make humans feel better!" [Laughts] Good night everybody... ...Except you, Mark [Laughts]
