Lyrics
[Intro] Yeah, this is the tale of a man and his beans, A tough guy tale, if you know what I mean! [Verse 1] In the kitchen, stance wide, tough guy pride, Grit on his face, can of beans his new ride. Twist to the left, twist to the right, That stubborn lid’s putting up a good fight. Muscles bulging, veins a-poppin', Can't get the beans, dinner plans droppin'. Metal blaring, tattoo shining, “Open up!” he growls, silver lining not finding. [Chorus] But here she comes, with a grin so wide, Saves the day, with her can-opener pride. “Oh babe,” he mumbles, “You’re my rock,” She’s the queen of the castle, no need to knock! [Verse 2] Reluctant hero, his secret weapon, She flexes slight, kitchen stepping. One little flick, and the beans are free, He’s a rock-hard man brought to his knee. "Open are the beans, open are the beans, open are the beans!" Ego bruised, but belly rumbling, Her laughter’s warm, and his walls start crumbling. In the hard rock life of pots and pans, It’s her iron grip that really understands. [Chorus] She’s the champ with the can, his unsung hero, In the tale of the beans, he’s barely zero. “Oh babe,” he sighs, “You’ve got the might,” She winks back, “I know, let’s eat tonight!” "Eat, let's eat!" "Eat, beans!" "Eat, let's eat!" "Beans, beans, beans!" [Outro] So here’s to the rockers, tough as nails, But when the beans are stubborn, it’s her strength that prevails! [munching and belching sounds] Yeah, that's life.
