Lyrics

I farted But it might be a shart If it comes with some poop I should probably dart [guitar solo] I took a chance (took a chance) But fate's got a wicked part Now I'm praying, just a false alarm Should've known, never trust a fart [Chorus] Oh, why'd I go and do it? It's a risky art I made it to the bathroom Ignore everyone Finally get it out Over and done [Drop] I took a chance (took a chance) But fates got a wicked part (wicked part) Now I'm praying, just a false alarm Just a false alarm Should've known, never trust a fart [Drop] I clenched my cheeks (clenched my cheeks) In a dance, awkward and hard Moving swift, with quiet stealth Hopin' leave no trace, not even a mark [Chorus] Oh, what a peculiar plight A gamble in broad daylight