Those Gosh Darn Liberals Turned Me Gay
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[Verse] I’m a good ol’ country boy Drinking beer all day Watching thick country girls shake their fat asses That’s a-okay But then one day, some liberal came up to me And he gosh-darn turned me gay [Pre-Chorus] What did I do to deserve this? My whole life was a lie I used to love big tits But now I love penis [Chorus] I used to get with all the hens Now I just fuck big sweaty men Those liberals turned me gay There’s so much cock for me to suck In the back of my pickup truck Those liberals turned me gaaaaaay [Verse] I looked at pictures of my ex Damn, her body was the best But now her curves don’t turn me on at all I went to a MAGA rally Thought it might restore my masculinity But instead I just joined a redneck orgy in the alley [Pre-Chorus] I said “Try that in a small town” “I recommend you don’t” But they didn’t listen And now I’m into pissin’ [Chorus] I used to watch wrestling Now I just want to wrestle men Those liberals turned me gay I used to listen to Clapton Now I watch Brokeback Mountain Those liberals turned me gaaaaaay [Bridge] Screw you woke liberals! Now I’m gay and it’s all your fault! [Chorus] They put those pride flags on their door Now I’m a man whore Those liberals turned me gay I used to eat all the ass Now I get fucked from the back Those liberals turned me gay [Chorus] I was having sex with your daughter Now I get less bitches than Mitchell Parker Those liberals turned me gay I used to slap all da hoes Now femboys make my penis grow Those liberals turned me gaaaaaay
