2024-04-28
Lyrics
When CJ drove, the Grove was tight, no clowns But CD rolls in, the hood's upside down Charlie Darwin, oh, what a fool, they say Crashing bikes and tripping on a two-star chase 'Excuse me, officer?' He'll grin and wave Bungles every heist like it's open mic day With CD in charge, it's a circus show, no doubt Fake beards on in heists, but he always stands out In the getaway car, CD hits reverse by chance Got us driving backwards, doing a moonwalk dance 'Where's the loot, CD?' He points to a stray cat Left the cash, stole a fish, and he's proud of that Now CD's on stage, tryna plan the next job Thinks he's Ocean's Eleven, but he's more Spongebob He says 'listen here, we'll sneak in like the breeze' But ends up lockin' himself out without the keys [Verse 3] In the vault he sneaks, whisper quiet they creep But CD's phone rings, 'Oops', he says, 'wrong beep' With every plan he makes, hilarity ensues CD's the king of clowns, he's got us singin' the blues When it's time to lay low, he starts a flash mob in the square Got us wearin' tutus while he's givin' folks a scare [Chorus] Oh CD, you're our comical disaster Turning tough street cred into slapstick laughter That's our man CD, the king of the goofs Plans a caper in a clown suit, so we all follow suit With CD in the lead, things are bound to get wild He's like a kid playin' cops and robbers, just a big-hearted child [Verse 4] CD tries to blend in, 'I'm invisible,' he claims But ends up in the spotlight, forgettin' there were games CD's got a map, drawn in crayon and dreams Thinks he's in a heist, but it's just ice cream schemes When the crew needs silence, CD's snoring loud Got the stealth of a bear, in a porcelain crowd Every tool he touches, turns comedic in his grip Ladders turn to slides, on every heist he slips CD's charade, a blunder show we know Dresses as a guard but greets everyone 'hello' Eatin' donuts while we're ducked down low 'Blend in!' we hiss, but he's stealin' the show He's got schemes and dreams that erupt in a cheer Fumblin', tumblin', bringin' nothing but cheer
