Lyrics
What’s WRONG with me?! What’s wrong with ME?! Physically, mentally, or existentially? My therapist charges an outrageous fee to put up with me, but you can do it for free since you asked so nicely, What’s wrong with me? Do you want it alphabetically or chronologically? If you have at your disposal an eternity, then pull up a chair, I’m compelled to overshare even though I doubt you care. It all started at the moment of my birth when the planets all aligned except for the earth People seem to always want to blame me but I'm just a victim of a self-induced brain injury. I’m a perfectly healthy hypochondriac, an unambitious megalomaniac, a stay-at-home kleptomaniac, an and an asexual nymphohomaniac. What’s wrong with me? The voices in my head act like they don’t know me and won’t talk to me, and now I’m feeling so lonely. What’s wrong with me? The voices in my head act like they don’t know me and won’t talk to me, and now I’m feeling so lonely. What’s wrong with me? The better question is what’s right with me. But amidst all the wrongs, I find my song. Turn my flaws into verses, and sing along Every scar, every stumble, is a tale to tell. In the world of mis- fits I fit in quite well.
