Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, I was sittin' on my front porch, spittin' sunflower seeds, When my buddy Joe came by, wearin' his dungarees. He said, "Fah q man, what’s the plan?" I said, "Ain't got none, Just sittin' here, chewin' the cud, sofa king we tall did, havin' fun." [Chorus] Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! [Verse 2] Well, Daisy Mae came 'round, her hair in a beehive high, She said, "Y'all fixin' to cause a ruckus? Count me in, I ain't shy!" We grabbed some moonshine, and we hit the town, Shoutin' "Fah q man!" as we rolled around. We saw Ben Dover and Holden Hiscock by the store, With Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk, couldn't ask for any more. [Chorus] Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! [Bridge] Well, the sheriff came by, said, "What in tarnation?" We said, "Just a bit of good ol' jubilation!" He tipped his hat, said, "Carry on, you fools," "Just don't go breakin' no got dang country rules." [Chorus] Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! [Verse 3] We danced in the square 'til the cows came home, Laughin' and a-jokin' 'bout where we'd roam. Sheik Yarbouti was there, with Mike Oxlong and Hugh Jazz, Hugh Janus and Isaac Hunt, all raisin' a glass. Seymour Fanny and Moe Lester joined the parade, With Chris Peacock and Wilma Dikfit, no charades. [Verse 4] Hu Phlung Poo and Duncan McCawkiner sang a tune, Long Wang and Ahmed Adoudi joined in soon. Yuri Nator, Gabe Itch, and the whole darn crew, alright We’ll be laughin' and a-singin' under the stars so bright, With Phat Ho and Don Keydick, it’s one hell of a sight! Sofa king we tall did, every day and night, [Chorus] Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! Poo to you, and a howdy-doo, We're out raisin' Cain and sippin' brew With a yeehaw and a holler, we're havin' a ball, Sofa king we tall did, y'all! [Outro] So if you’re ever down our way, come join the fray, With a "Fah q man," and a "Hey y'all, hey!" And if you laugh so hard you shit your britches, Just join the club, we’re all pals and bitches We’ll be laughin' and a-singhin' under the stars so bright, Sofa king we tall did, every day and night