Lyrics
Now he's ducking out of sight (hold tight) In a world that's just not right (no light) Dodging glances as he goes This emergency just grows (oh no) What he'd give to end this ruse Caught deep in the porta-potty blues Travis on the site (on the site) His guts are in a twisted fight He's got that urgent frown 'Cause there's no john around (no loo) All he needs is just one stall But nature's urgent, heed the call Now he's sweating, legs are tight (so tight) Eyes are darting left and right (no sight) The pressure's climbing high - oh why No relief under this sky (no lie) [Chorus] Travis needs a hero’s throne A port-a-potty, all alone Found a bush, it's not ideal (no door) But desperation's got its own appeal He squats with shaky knees Praying no one sees (please no) This ain't the freedom he'd choose Got the porta-potty blues
