I’m Cured! (The Musical) [Act 1]
Criado por Nemoibis com Udio AI
Lyrics
[Intro] [Verse 1] Well hello there friends, welcome back, Have I got a deal for you! I’ve got a subscription cure here for sell, Let me tell you what it will do! We’ve got a great sell going on, But it’s too good to last! I’m telling you, you’d better act now, Because it’s going to sell out fast! [Chorus] We’ve got a miracle cure here for you, To cure your anxiety! For the low low price of nine ninety-five, It’ll work I guarantee! It’s gonna, make your headaches go away, And manage your o bee seh tee! For the low low price of nineteen ninety-five, It’ll cure dis en tear ee! [Verse 2] Well if you order in the next five minutes, We’ll give you something for free! You’ll get a t-shirt with our logo, And the thread’s high quality! And if you’re one of the first callers, We’ll give you free shipping! So you can start taking these sugary pills, To cure all your suffering! [Chorus] We’ve got a miracle cure here for you, To cure your narcolepsy! For the low low price of twenty-nine ninety-five, It’ll work I guarantee! It’ll fix your I B S, and that crick that’s in your knee! And for the low low price of fourty-nine ninety-five, It can fix infidelity! [Verse 3] You’re probably thinking “it’s too good to be true”, But friends, listen here! We’ve got satisfied customers, Who’ve been using this for years! Like Michael who lives in Tennessee, Who says “It’s the greatest thing ever made!” And Reggie down home in Texas, Who says “I can’t believe how much I paid!” [Chorus] We’ve got a miracle cure here for you, To cure your iron deficiency! For the low low price of sixty-nine ninety-five, It’ll work I guarantee! It’ll mend your broken bones, It’ll treat your blocked pulmonary! And for the low low price of ninety-nine ninety-five, It’ll give you back your virginity! [Verse 4] Now, just to be clear, there’s disclaimers, That’s we are forced to say! Legally we have to tell you, Your ailments aren’t guaranteed to go away! Some say this is a Placebo, But those scientific studies will steer you wrong! We promise (with fingers crossed) that this will work, How could it not? We have a song! [Chorus] We’ve got a miracle cure here for you, We need you to buy it now! For the low low price of one-ninety-nine ninety-five, Because I’m escaping out of town! We’ve got a miracle cure here for you, We’ll sell it while we’re around! Call us in the next 5 minutes, Because the authorities are shutting us down! [Outro] We’ve got a miracle cure here for you!
