Lyrics

[Intro] [Chorus] My dick's stuck in the pencil sharpener again I told myself it wouldn't happen again Yes I know I promised you, I swore to myself too [Verse] I'd appreciate if you didn't make jokes You know I couldn't help myself I've tried all of the self help books collecting dust up on the shelf I've tried using pens but they run out of ink The pencils give me a wink and a wave to the sharpener who moans "Put it in me and grind!"