Lyrics

I have a story to tell you, if you'll let me explain, About why I seem picky, like I always complain It's not that i’m demanding , or desire to be rude But if i eat some dairy, it’ll put me in a mood. Verse 1) when I woke on this mornin', feelin' mighty fine I drank myself some milk, oh, what an awful crime My stomach started churnin', my insides felt like lead Oh, dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead (Chorus) Yes, Dairy Is The Devil, and it wants to see me dead No you will never catch me, puttin' butter on my bread I’m happy with my soy milk, and eat veggies instead dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead (Verse 2) I used to love my cheeses, my butter and my cream But if I don't be careful, it’s a bad recurrin’ dream In the land of milk and honey, I'll just stick to the bread, ‘Cause dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead (Chorus) Dairy Is The Devil, and it wants to see me dead No you will never catch me, puttin' butter on my bread I’m happy with my soy milk, and eat veggies instead dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead (instrumental) (Verse) So here's to all my kin, who share this fate with me Let's raise all of our glasses, to a life that's lactose free Calcium and protein, in other foods I'll tread, cause dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead (Chorus) Dairy Is The Devil, and it wants to see me dead No you will never catch me, puttin' butter on my bread I’m happy with my soy milk, and eat veggies instead Yes dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead! (Chorus) Dairy Is The Devil, and it wants to see me dead No you will never catch me, puttin' butter on my bread I’m happy with my soy milk, and eat veggies instead dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead dairy is the devil and it wants to see me dead! (end)