The Petals Experience
Criado por Big Zugs com Udio AI
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Sitting around, feeling kind of bored Wanna see my bulldog, widely adored Go to the back porch and kiss her squishy face A creature of majesty, poise, and grace [Verse 2] She grabs her ball and gets to squeaking But better get ready for the smell that's leaking This dog's not made for the faint of heart She's a hellspawn mixing up some sinister farts [Chorus] Yeah I'm Petals, cute and fuzzy! I'm a bulldog, I'll be your buddy! I love my squeaky ball with all my heart! Uh oh, oopsie, I let out a fart! [Chorus 2] Yeah I'm Petals, and I'm a dog! Shut up loser, and smell my farts. We'll play all day! We'll play all night! Experience joy! Then suffer from blight! [Verse 3] Human servant, throw my ball Do not complain, and do not stall You will throw it, and you will fetch You are scum. You're a wretch. [Verse 4] You throw, and you retrieve. You shall obey, with no reprieve. [Chorus] The heavens, the earth, and hells below A gaseous terror, she will bestow Gods are breathless, contracting asthma No being survives putrid miasma By force she rules, ever corrupting With stinky poopoo butt farts erupting [Bridge] I am dog, foul human; smelleth mine farts A being of chaos, master of black arts Betwixt my jowels, chanting incantations Fart demon poop cloud abominations [Verse 5] Suffer mine wrath, cursed hairless monkey Mine butt doth emit gas foul and funky Thou cover thy nose, run toward the door But you were destined to suffer more [Pre-Chorus] By my guiding hand Perfected we stand I won't be denied You are mine, you are blind, a fool till the end Cast down forevermore I create, manipulate Your kind in my image, my chosen ones For you, the time has come The sun is setting [Chorus] I, Petals, have you bowing on the floor Pestilence incarnate And tyrannical lord
