Lyrics
I need my cutlery, to eat with ease Signing the policy, 'Buy spoons, please' Every time they disappear, it falls on you To replenish the stock, yeah that's the new rule (The new rule) Spoons keep vanishing, ain't that cruel Forkin' out cash, it's the company's rule Buy me my spoons, don't be no fool every last dime, just for my stew You'll pitch in, ain't no joke (Ain't no joke) Gone are the days, they took 'em by threes I set the precedent, with a decree Stamped and filed under 'Spoons for me' Tracking them spoons, with inventory Who took the last one's now history (Now history) Issuing memos, ain't it a hoot?
