Lyrics

Woke up this morning with a feeling so dire, Something wasn't right, couldn't quench the fire, Looked down at my trousers, to my surprise, A stench so foul, brought tears to my eyes. (Chorus) Which one of you motherfuckers shit my pants? Who played this prank, took the chance? Was it a friend or foe, I need to know, Which one of you motherfuckin' assholes shit my pants? (Verse) We're all friends here, I just need to know why, I got Someone else's butt's shit, sliding down my thigh, Sitting steeping in this fury I'm having a fit, with a heart full of rage, and pants full of shit, Fuck, it fuckin stinks (Chorus) Which one of you fuckers shit my pants? Who played this prank, took the chance? Was it a friend or foe, I need to know, Which one of you motherfuckin' assholes shit my pants? (Bridge) Now I know you might think that I shit my own pants, Nah, man, it wasn't me. I mean, come on, that's just ridiculous. You know me, I wouldn't pull something like that. It must have been someone else trying to mess with us or something. But seriously, it wasn't me. You gotta believe me. (Chorus) Which one of you fuckers shit my pants? Who played this prank, took the chance? Was it a friend or foe, I need to know, Which one of you motherfuckin' assholes shit my pants?