Poop from a Butt
Criado por Clay and the Hairless Gerbils com Udio AI
Lyrics
[verse] Rode up to my new girls family home, hat in my hand, feeling grand, Mama welcomed me inside, with a smile wide as the Rio Grande. She laid the table, said, "Son, have a seat, Here's a special dish I made, go on, eat." My heart dropped right to my cowboy boots, The plate looked like something that a critter shoots. "Sorry ma'am, I can't eat, I got a bug," But truth be told, it looked like poop from a butt. [chorus] Oh, it looked like poop from a butt, I'm just a cowboy, no fancy strut. Mama tried to feed me, but my stomach shut, 'Cause what's on that plate looks like poop from a butt. [verse] She scooped some more on my trembling plate, I'm sweating bullets, feeling the weight. Her daddy’s eyes were on me, as tough as leather, Trying to chew, felt like bad weather. "Is it not to your liking?" she said with a frown, I'm stammering, scrambling, feeling down. "Ma'am, it's not you, it’s just my luck," Still, everything here looks like poop from a butt. [bridge] In the land of cattle and wide-open spaces, Never thought I’d fear a mother’s culinary graces. A cowboy's life is tough and rough, But nothing’s harder than this stuff that looks like poop from a butt. [chorus] Yes, it looked like poop from a butt, I'm just a cowboy, no fancy strut. Her mama tried to feed me, but my stomach shut, 'Cause what's on that plate looks like poop from a butt.
