Lyrics

Winks with his one good eye, he's in control Loving the limelight, he plays the role Craves the sensation, a pat or a hold An exhibitionist soul, a tale to be told He struts and he wiggles, craving your gaze Living for moments, in the fire's blaze Guinness is black, hue of rich ground One eye a winker, in fun he's found Leather and lashes, with a bark so bold He's a frisky rascal, or so I'm told He jumps and he prances, with a cheeky glow Shades of his coat, in the firelight show He's a hefty champ, with a strut so grand Largest of the pack, in this hearty land A kinky soul, with a playful hand Seeking the spotlight, where he can stand [Chorus] Oh, Guinness the mighty, loves a tight squeeze Laughs in the face of a cold, harsh breeze Guinness the grand, he prowls for more Not just a snack, he's aiming to score Black and brown, he flaunts his size With a twisted wink from his damaged eyes Gathers his treats, he's never discreet Every last morsel he's sure to deplete