Worst Stand-Up Routine Ever
Criado por MusicPerson com Udio AI
Lyrics
"Oh, god, I'm so nervous" "It's my first time on stage" "You probably think I'm a loser" "And it's, you know, it's not a great feeling" "You're all staring at me, wow" "My therapist told me to come here" "To get over my social anxiety" "Oh no this was a bad idea" [Scream] "AAAAAAAGH!!!!" "Sorry I'm just so scared" "Now you all think I'm a weirdo..." "AAAAAAGH!" "Sorry" "So the other day I was at the mall with my mom" "We saw this guy in a pink shirt dancing" "Like, what the heck? There's a guy just dancing?" "My mom told me to go talk to him" "He's putting himself out there, she said" "You could learn something from a guy like that" "So I went over and turns out he was having a panic attack" "He asked me for help with drowning eyes" "I'm dancing because I'm so scared, that's what he said" "It was beautiful" "I think we're all that guy sometimes" "We're all a guy in a pink shirt dancing at the mall" "I'm that guy right now" "Oh god I'm so scared" "But still, I'm glad I came" "Unlike my father" "He isn't glad he filled up my mom's tank" "If you know what I mean" "He left us" "I don't know where he is" "Maybe he's in the audience right now" [Scream] "AAAAAAAGH!!" "Sorry about that, I'm just so nervous" "I wish my mom was here" "Has this ever happened to you?" "You're on stage, for the first time, and everyone hates you" [Laughter] "You can tell from how they look at you" "What's the deal with crippling anxiety?" "Why is my heart pounding?" "Why is my mouth so dry?" "Why isn't airplane food very good?" [Cheers and applause] "Thank you, thank you" "You've been a great audience" "And if you see a guy in a pink shirt dancing at the mall" "Tell him I said hi"
