Lyrics

[Guitar intro] Ohhhhh Last night I drank a bit, Woke up, and wasn’t wearin’ shit Outside in the grass Layin’ there bare ass Neighbor tried to talk to me, dick swingin’, don’t ask. [Chorus] Every weekend I begin with a beer, then I drink some gin and wake up naked again! It’s a gamble….Sometimes I’m outside and sometimes I’m in! I know it ain’t right….time to scramble inside and put somethin’ on, but it’ll come back off tonight!!!!! [Verse 1] Last time I woke up with the dog lickin’ my ass, The time before that I woke myself up passin’ gas… It’s a damn shame, I keep playin’ the same damn game…next I’ll wake up naked in my dodge ram maybe I should take a break…but tonight I’ll probably make another mistake… Whoa oh oh oh!! Every weekend it's the same damn thing!! I start to drink and I feel like a king!..., nevertheless..., I gotta problem I think...but, There’s somethin’ I gottaaa confess, and noo it ain’t a pretty sight… But I’m gonna drink….., [Chorus] And I'm probably sleeping naked toniiiiight!!!!....., I'll probably wake up naked on the floor!.., ohh Hell I might even wake up naked next door.., Noooo I ain’t gonna fight it, cause one things for sure…. I’ll be sleeping naked toniiiiiiightt!!!!! [Verse] Whoaaaa oh oh ohhh… Every time I drink then I shed my clothes! I wake up in strange places, Why I do it no one knows, ohhhh But you should watch people’s faces, When they find me naked on their porch!! [Chorus] Ohh Every weekend I begin with a beer!! Then I, drink some gin and wake up naked again!!! odds are in the mornin’ someone’s gonna see my rear!! So here’s a warnin’, I’m probably sleeping naked tonight!!!!! [Outro] Ohhh oh ohhhhh I’m sleepin, Naked again…. Toniiiiight!!!!!!!! Oh oh oh Sleepin’ naked tonight…..