Lyrics

(Whistling) [Intro bridge] [Male Vocalist] Hey everybody out there! [Female Vocalist] Are you ready!? [Male Vocalist] Hey [Female Vocalist] I said are you ready!?! [Duet Vocals] To Funkin' Dance?? [funky disco bridge] [bass guitar solo] [short instrumental bridge] [verse] Comb your moustache Pull up your pants It's time to crash And FUNKIN' DANCE! (YEAH! WOO!) [very short instrumental bridge] [Chorus] JUST FUNKIN' DANCE! JUST FUNKIN' DANCE! MOTHA FUNKIN' DANCE! (WHAT?!) JUST FUNKIN DANCE! [very short instrumental bridge] [verse] Flick a booger right out your nose Don't even matter if it FUNKIN' glows! [abrupt stop] [angry spoken word] WHAT THE HECK!? [very short instrumental bridge] [male, spoken word] Never featuring him again...- [Chorus] JUST FUNKIN' DANCE! JUST FUNKIN' DANCE! SMASH THAT FUNKIN' DANCE! (YEAH!) JUST FUNKIN DANCE! [elaborate flute solo] [crescendo] [chorus]