Lyrics

[sfx] *zap* *Bzzt* *pew pew* [intro verse, alternating vocalists, multiple artists] Me got a new invention, it will mash up ya brain Forget the chalice and the spliff, this ting is insane. It's a laser bong my friend, straight from outer space One hit of this ray gun, green out the whole place (place, place...) [chorus] Laser bongs, (pew) dem futuristic Beam me up, (uh) get me lifted Laser bongs, (puff) sigh-fye ganja Set phasers to "smoke out yo mama" [verse: singer] This bong will get you high, at the speed of light Herb so strong, it will alter your sight (oh ow) Careful with this piece, it's not a toy mon Or your lungs might get fried like Alderaan [chorus] Laser bongs, (pew) dem futuristic Beam me up, (uh) get me lifted Laser bongs, (puff) sigh-fye ganja Set phasers to "smoke out yo mama" [lick] [interlude] This bong's a weapon, call it a blunt saber Spark it up, chief, now you're Darth Vaper (*huff*) Laser rips causin' planetary rotation (*whirr*) (Puff puff pass it to the ganja federation) [chorus] Laser bongs, (pew) dem futuristic Beam me up, (uh) get me lifted Laser bongs, (puff) sigh-fye ganja Set phasers to "smoke out yo mama" [outro: spoken word, recording] This bong's a portal to another dimension Forget the moon landing, this is the real sensation Through the event horizon, we take our flight, In the laser bong's glow, we'll find the light... [adlibs]