Lyrics

[Narration] Shit, man, every time I see him he's with another one. What are we up to now, 5? 6? God only knows why they don't stick around. The real "Don Juan" over here... a griefer! [Intro] [Intro] I take a girl to Gelato, I take a girl tonight. I take a girl to watch Dune Part 2, I do it out of spite. I take a girl, to eat a feast, and 'tempt to make a score. I take a girl, and I take a girl, and then I take two more. [Breakdown] I take a girl who is boring, I take a girl who's nice. I take a girl to fancy steakhouse To taste the food I like. I take a girl, I feed the geese, And dump that stupid whore. I take a girl, give her a whirl, What more could I ask for? [Solo] [Breakdown] I take a girl, and I take a girl, and I take a girl! [Outro]