Lyrics

[Verse] I open up my laptop, it’s monday, 9 AM I’m browsing through my jeera, it’s empty yet again I look into my slack and it’s just gifs And crickets in my git instead of diffs [Chorus] If you’re always optional, and never required and you’re never on call when something’s on fire Rather than give you the ball, they let the shot clock expire That’s how to know… you’re a personality hire [Bridge] I wish I was a primary for once I long for that sweet buzz at three AM I dream of when the database goes down And people say, “you’ve got to call that man” And i’m that man [Chorus] If you’re always optional, and never required and you’re never on call when something’s on fire Rather than give you the ball, they let the shot clock expire That’s how to know… you’re a personality hire [Verse] I long to get the credit that i’m due I long to know a hash map from a queue I hate that somewhere there’s a peer review That Reads: can’t code, but helps the cultural milieu