Boner blues

Boner blues

2024-04-20

Gemaakt door Big Lazer Media met Udio AI

Lyrics

[Verse] When I asked you to dance I was takin' a chance Oh was I headed for a broken heart? When our bodies touched I felt that rush [break] Then I got a boner and I ripped a fart [Verse 2] Oh the shock on your face, you ran out of that place Was it the boner or the goddamn fart? I guess it was probably both And now I'm leaving with a broken heart [Verse 3] In my jeans so tight, it just wasn't my night Who knew love could tear my pride apart With a twist and a shake, I made that mistake Now I'm standing here with my aching heart [Chorus] I got the boner blues, with nothing to lose Except my dignity right from the start In my leather boots (shiny boots) I strutted in with a devil’s grin and the night was lookin' sharp I thought “Tonight's the time (oh yeah), I'll make her mine”[break] Then I let one slip, what a tragic mishap [Verse 4] The room went quiet, the band played slow My face turned red, oh there she goes She was gone in the flash of a, a neon light Leaving me in my shame, oh what a sight They all laughed and clapped, to the sad man's song Just me and my boner, I guess we don't belong