Lyrics

[verse] I've got a list of series, queued up in my stream, But every time the plot thickens, I drift off to a dream. I make it through the intros, the snacks are all set out, By the time the stakes are highest, I’m gone without a doubt. [chorus] Oh, I’m the sleepy viewer, can’t keep these eyes on screen, The credits roll, and there I go, lost in a dream. I’ve missed so many endings, but I’ve felt every start, My heart’s in the right place, but my nights just fall apart. [bridge] Every saga has its secrets, every drama its last dance, I wish I knew the endings, but I never get the chance. [verse] My couch is like a time machine, that skips to morning light, Missed the kiss, the final twist, it happens every night. I swear to change my habits, to see a plot conclude, But I never see love scenes by the time they're getting nude. [bridge] Episodes keep playing while my dreams start taking flight, I’d love to see who makes it through, who’s left after the fight. [chorus] Oh, I’m the sleepy viewer, can’t keep these eyes on screen, The credits roll, and there I go, lost in a dream. I’ve missed so many endings, but I’ve felt every start, My heart’s in the right place, but my nights just fall apart. [outro] [spoken]"And here I go again, setting up tonight’s show," "Will I make it through? Honestly, probably no."