Lyrics
Well early one morning I was lying in bed I saw something small that was brown and red I thought somebody spilled my mascarpone And was about to call the police on the telephone I went a little closer and I started to see That brown and red thing came from inside of me [Chorus] Rectal bleeding in my bed at night I woke up in the morning and I got a fright Not only that, i also made a poo Oh my goodness what should I do? I got rectal bleeding in my bed at night I woke up in the morning to a real delight
