Ballsack Bill
Gemaakt door Fatal P met Udio AI
Lyrics
[Accordion Intro] [Spoken] You want a story lads? (YEA!) Well sit down and let me tell you about a man named Bill.. [Pre-Verse Instrumental] [Verse] Ballsack Bill, his balls were big as his head He'd traipse around his coastal town from morning until bed. One fine day, while strolling through his land found a paper scrap it looked like a map half buried in the sand [Chorus] SAIL ON ME HARTYS (HEY!), AND MAY YOUR RUM NEVER SPILL WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY, AS BALLSACK BILL (HEY!) [Verse] In a flash of light, a spirit before Bill stood An ebony beard, a sword to be feared, and one leg made of wood. "Heed my words," the ghostly scoundrel said "Find my chest, to pass my test, or by 'morrow you'll be dead" [Chorus] PRESS ON ME MATEYS (HEY!), THE DAY GOES LONGER STILL WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY, AS BALLSACK BILL (HEY!) [Guitar Solo] [Verse] Chart in hand, Bill said "I'll give it a shot." He glanced down, "its a map of town, with an X to mark the spot" On the trail, his legs had gotten sore Still he trusted his gut led straight to a hut a woman at the door. [Chorus] ROE ON ME BUCKOS (HEY!), WITH BRAVE-REE AND SKILL WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY, AS BALLSACK BILL (HEY!) [Verse] "Come Inside" the lass did softly say I know your task, You needn't ask, so let us now parlay "It's you I want", the lady further spoke You show me pleasure I'll hand you the treasure So Bill gave her a poke. (YOW!) [Pre-Verse] The deed done, Bill started to proudly boast, when up on the wall, spied a portrait tall, of his lover and the ghost. [Verse] Right on time, as the sun began to rise, the moment he feared, the spirit appeared, before Bill's very eyes. "Your time has come", the apparition cackled I'll send your bones to davy jones your soul forever shackled. [Epic Guitar Solo] [Big Finale Verse] "I've not failed" Bill he slyly said. He zipped up his pants and offered a glance to the woman on the bed. [Bridge] I've had your prize (She gave me a rise) I've found the chest (So let her rest) I've claimed your booty (She's now me beauty) There's treasure enough (Inside her muff) [Outro Chorus] GO ON ME LADS (HEY!), WE'LL ALL DRINK OUR FILL TO THE MAN WITH THE BIGGEST DUH-BLOONS IT'S BALLSACK BILL BALLSACK BILL OI! OI!
