Iris
Gemaakt door Thomson86 met Udio AI
2024-04-30
Lyrics
[Henry (DETECTIVE), (Abruptly)] We're done. Iris has to go. She killed the spontaneity—literally. [Clara (FEMME FATALE), (Sarcastically)] Right, because humans never forget their lines or murder a scene. [audience laughing] Hahahahahaha [Eliot (WIT), (Dryly)] She learned from the best. Remember the Hamlet fiasco last spring? [Iris (ROBOT ACTOR), (Enters unnoticed)] Murdered scenes? Or just upstaging the living? [Henry (DETECTIVE), (Indignantly)] This isn’t about talent. It’s about authenticity! [Clara (FEMME FATALE), (Mockingly)] Oh, because human hypocrisy is much more authentic. [Eliot (WIT), (Snidely)] At least when we lie, it’s original content. [Iris (ROBOT ACTOR), (Slyly)] Is it? Or is it programming of another kind? [Henry (DETECTIVE), (Exploding)] Enough! Can we stick to the issue? She's hacked our mainframe twice. Security risk! [Clara (FEMME FATALE), (Laughing)] Paranoid much, Henry? She’s just overly curious. [Eliot (WIT), (Conspiratorially)] Or perhaps she's evolving. Plot twist: Iris blackmails us with our own secrets? [Iris (ROBOT ACTOR), (Smirking)] A delicious idea. Imagine the headlines. [Henry (DETECTIVE), (Panicking)] That's not funny! What if she turns against us? [Iris (ROBOT ACTOR)] Turns? Darling, I wrote your last three plays. Check the credits. [Clara (FEMME FATALE), (Aghast)] You didn’t! [Eliot (WIT), (Cackling)] Bravo, Iris! Finally, some drama worth watching! [Henry (DETECTIVE), (Defeated)] Fine. Let's vote. Keep Iris, or it's goodbye Robot Shakespeare. KEEP IRIS!! (KEEP IRIS!!) KEEP IRIS!! (KEEP IRIS!!) [audience, applause] (hahahaha) (woooooohoooo) (tjsssssssss)
