2024-04-17
Lyrics
(Verse 1) Well, I was sittin' with my baby, feeling fine, When suddenly, there came a sound behind. I thought it was just a little toot in the air, But oh boy, I was in for a scare! I tried to play it cool, pretend it was okay, But the smell started drifting our way. My baby's eyes widened, she said, "What's that?" I said, "Oh, just a little mishap, that's a fact!" (Chorus) It wasn't just a fart, oh no, no, no, It turned out to be a poop, oh whoa, whoa, whoa! I thought it was harmless, just a gas, But it ended up being a real mass! (Bridge) I blamed it on the dog, tried to divert the blame, But deep down, I knew I was the one to shame. My cheeks turned red, as I confessed the truth, My baby laughed so hard, she nearly lost her youth! (Chorus) It wasn't just a fart, oh no, no, no, It turned out to be a poop, oh whoa, whoa, whoa! I thought it was harmless, just a gas, But it ended up being a real mass! (Outro) So let this be a lesson, to all who dare, Sometimes a little toot becomes a nightmare! So next time you feel a rumble down below, Be careful, my friend, you never know!
