Lyrics
[Appplause] The clocks! They chime in reverse. [Laughter] Look, look there! Shadows dance on the walls, but when I turn, nothing—no one dances. [Laughter] They whisper, oh, how they whisper. They speak in a whiny tone, "steeeeve! oh steeeeeveee?" [Laughter and applause] and I am like, who is steve? It's not fair that I am the only one the shadowmen like to dance with. I have friends, they don't see them and nor do they care. [laughter] One of them told me to cut off my toe. Should I do it? [laugher] No, but seriously. Superfluously. I am afraid of myself. [Laughter] Have you ever just had those moments where you shake violently? You hold your face and just... scream. "Steeeeeeeeve!" [Applause and screaming] Because I am afraid of the darkness that Steve brings. I am! [Laughter] He's been in my room before, came in through the window.... wow, why don't you have a face, Steeeeeve? [Howling laughter] He tells me he's hungry. He bares his teeth. [Whale sounds] Steve is an angry man. I've tried to run before, but he hurts me. [Laughter] I think I'm going to go play with trains now. [laughter] Goodnight, goodbye. Thank you. I'm hurt. [Applause and cheering]
