No Squirrel Zone ext v2.2.2.2
Created By jw79 With Udio AI
2024-04-28
Lyrics
All up in the stacks now, where it's 'posed to be peaceful, ah Furry tails twistin' in my headspace, that's lethal, ah Too many squirrels, man, this ain't no church sequel, ah Tryna read in quiet but they testin' all my people, ah [Audience Cheering] This library's wildin', it's an acorn feast, ye Rappin' 'bout the creatures that disturb my inner peace Tail flick, nut pick, chewin' books like a beast Homie, can't you read the sign? This a no squirrel zone, at least! Got my mind on this book but the squirrels keep tweakin', uh Hoppin' 'cross my table, got my anger peakin', uh Chattin' up librarians, fur bulletin's sneakin', uh Library chaos, call it SquirrelGate leakin', uh [Chorus] We need a squirrel hero, lock 'em out, confine This ain’t no nature doc, need my readin' time Squirrels jumpin' 'round like the spot's divine But this right here's a quiet zone, not a tree line Check it, yo, I came to get my learn on, but it’s a fur fest, whoa Critters in the fiction, non-fiction disco, ay Squirrels in the section where we pay our late fees, huh This ain’t no petting zoo, go climb a tree, please, gaah Got my headphones in, trying to escape, but nah They be dropping acorns, sounds like a beat drop, rah It's like they own the joint, and I'm in their spot, whoa Rodents running wild, someone make it stop, go [Chorus] We need a squirrel bouncer, at the door, stand tall This is a library, not a free-for-all Now this ain't funny, no laughin' matter, bro Squirrels breakin' into our literary flow Crawlin' through the history, disruptin' the prose This chapter’s on the critters, how they strike a pose, yo [Breakdown] Ah, someone call the guards, get ‘em in line Whisper-turn to shoutin’, cause they crossin' that line Bet they can't pay fines with their stash of pine Messin' with my reading, gonna draw that line [Chorus] We need some law and order, in the stacks, no doubt These squirrels out here actin' like they own the route Ay yo, flip the script, hear the pitter-patter, yeah Critters climbin’ shelves, makin’ all the data scatter, yeah Can’t focus, these furballs own the narrative, grr They the authors now, chaotic and comparative, yeah [Audience Yelling 'Get 'em out!'] Crunk in the cards catalog, they throwin' it down Shelvin’ books with their tails, they don’t mess around Invadin’ my space, like they the crowd, uh Squirrel squad own the floor, that I disavow, yeah [Chorus] Call the librarians, get these rodents out, shout Flip the page, turn the tide, ain’t what readin’s about
