Lyrics

[Verse 1] I woke up this mornin', my ice cream was fine The polar bears were laughin', and the penguins in line They're tellin' me, "Climate change? What's that?" they say It's just a myth, a hoax, a bunch of hooey, every single day! [Chorus] Climate change, it's just a fad A bunch of tree-huggers bein' too bad The Earth is perfect, don't you fret We'll just keep on burnin', and forget [Verse 2] I went to the doctor, he gave me a test Said, "Son, your carbon footprint's doin' just its best" But I told him, "Doc, I'm a skeptic too" "We're not gonna save the planet, we're just gonna party like it's new!" [Chorus] Climate change, it's just a fad A bunch of tree-huggers bein' too bad The Earth is perfect, don't you fret We'll just keep on burnin', and forget [Bridge] I asked my grandma, she said, "Son, I know" "Your grandkids will inherit this mess we're growin'" But I told her, "Granny, don't you worry 'bout a thing" "We'll just blame it on the aliens, they're the ones who did the ding!" [Chorus] Climate change, it's just a fad A bunch of tree-huggers bein' too bad The Earth is perfect, don't you fret We'll just keep on burnin', and forget [Outro] So if you see me at the beach, with my gas-guzzlin' car Don't worry 'bout a thing, I'm just showin' I care I don't believe in climate change, it's just a joke And we'll all be laughing 'til the polar bears start to smoke!