Lyrics

I ventured out at half past eight, oh woe To fuel my car, then face my hunger's plea Inside that neon glow, the sushi rolls They called my name, a dicey gamble, see The taste was quite divine, the price so sweet A bargain for my wallet, but not my peace By nine o'clock, the gurgling fear arose My guts did twist, the truth began to show Oh gas station feast, you've turned on me A roll of fate, my bathroom odyssey Alas, I sit enthroned in porcelain blues A cautionary tale, of sushi ruse I should've known at nine fifteen, such dread The belly's churn, that ill foreboding spread Regret now pours, like fiery wasabi Too late to mourn, this gastric tsunami The stomach roils, the echoes of my sin O' gas station maki, you've done me in By ten pm, the jokes I scoffed before My bathroom litany, grace hits the floor The siren's song of pre-packed fish and rice Now haunts my bowels, a grizzly sacrifice I paid the price, digestion's dire toll With each regretful dash, I cursed the roll At ten past ten, sweat beads upon my brow Humor's funeral march, I took my vow The tile chilled my feet, an arctic freeze While echoes mocked me with their taunting tease Eleven strikes, I pray for sweet release From grip of rogue nori's unkind decease My midnight chime, still shackled to the seat Recalling sushi's siren call, defeat The wasabi still stings, a bitter ghost This raw mistake, it haunts me more than most [Chorus] O gas station sushi, your deceit runs deep A lesson in my gut, so hard to keep