Lyrics

[Melodic guitar intro] [Verse 1] What have I done? (what have I done?) How can this be? (how can this be?) Blood dripping down my throne as I sit here and scream (as I scream) I should have known (I should have known) Should've seen the signs (seen the signs) After all they said it was crazy hot online (aaagh!) [Melodic build-up] [Pre-chorus] Oh god whyyy [Chorus] I ate spicy noodles (far too spicy!) Now my butthole's on fire (ow it burns!) I am shitting lava (shitting lava) How could this have happened to me? I ate spicy noodles (so, so spicy!) My butthole's screaming (ouch ow ow) I'm stuck on the toilet (my porcelain throne) How could this have happened to me? [Verse 2] I couldn't read the package (couldn't read it) It was all in Korean (all in Korean) As I took my first bite I knew this would be Sisyphean (tortured by the gods) Like eating broken glass (broken glass) I forced myself to eat it (a heroic task) The next morning I woke up not knowing I would soon have to excrete it (aaagh!) [Melodic build-up] [Guitar solo] [Shredding] [Twin guitar melodies] [Chorus] I ate spicy noodles (far too spicy!) Now my butthole's on fire (ow it burns!) I am shitting lava (shitting lava) How could this have happened to me? I ate spicy noodles (so, so spicy!) My butthole's screaming (ouch ow ow) I'm stuck on the toilet (my porcelain throne) How could this have happened to me? [Bridge] Oh it burns! (it burns!) Aaaaagh!! Oooohhhh, the flames are licking my taint (a demon's tongue) [Outro] Whoaahhhh It's a burning ring of fire (ring of fire) Oooohhhh I just wanted some spicy noodles Ouch ow, it hurts so bad Now I'm just sitting on my porcelain throne, all alone