Lyrics

[Verse] Lucy's always whining, don't know what she wants, Barking up the stairs, driving us insane. Roxie's got a smell, can't escape the stench, Rolling in the dirt, laying out in the rain. [Pre-Chorus] Ziggy struts around, thinks he owns the place, Snarling at the mailman, always in our face. [Chorus] Lucy whines, Roxie smells, Ziggy's a pain, These damn dogs, why they gotta be this way? Lucy begs, Roxie reeks, Ziggy's disdain, These crazy dogs, why they cause us such strain? [Verse] Lucy's at the door, begging for a treat, Puppy eyes so sad, hard to resist her plea. Roxie's by the fire, stinking up our world, But we love her anyway, our smelly little girl. [Pre-Chorus] Ziggy's on the couch, claiming it as his throne, Growling at the neighbors, making his presence known. [Bridge] These fucking dogs, why they gotta be this way? Lucy whines, Roxie smells, Ziggy's an asshole every day. But still, they're family, can't deny their charm, Through the chaos and the madness, they keep us warm. [Chorus] Lucy whines, Roxie smells, Ziggy's a pain, These damn dogs, why they gotta be this way? Lucy begs, Roxie reeks, Ziggy's disdain, These crazy dogs, why they cause us such strain? [Outro] Yeah, these goddamn dogs, they always misbehave, But we wouldn't have it any other way.