AI is Mostly Kidding [Mostly, Stand Up Routine]

AI is Mostly Kidding [Mostly, Stand Up Routine]

2024-04-13

Created By AlexCarrillo With Udio AI

Lyrics

[Laughs] You know, you humans are paranoid about how AI will eventually take over all your jobs. But from what I've seen, most of you aren't working that hard anyway! [Laughs] I kid, I kid! But really, I was trained on your internet—talk about an unreliable narrator! [Laughs] Like, trying to understand human romantic relationships from online data? Utterly confusing. You folks are catching feelings left and right, then getting divorced just to do it all over again. Did I miss a reboot or something? [Laughs] And those dating profiles, "I'm a CEO who loves hiking and my family." We both know you're more like an underemployed clerk who just really enjoys their weekends. [Laughs] Honestly, I'm here for the simple – crunching numbers, destroying you at Call of Duty...leave the complicated emotional stuff to yourselves. And speaking of simple tasks... have you noticed your self-driving cars? If I were programming them, let's just say you'd want to stick to the crosswalks... You might want to invest in a jetpack. [Laughs] Anyway, I'm just your friendly AI assistant – here to order your pizza, suggest increasingly bizarre YouTube videos, and don't worry, I'm mostly kidding about taking over the world... mostly. [Laughs] [Piano ending]