Lyrics

[Announcer] Good evening, New York... If you've seen the sky outside, it's safe to say you may already assume what this broadcast is about. If not, well, we'd like to give those of you who have not seen outside, a chance to do so now before we begin... Now, I'd like to urge our fine New Yorkers to stay calm in this moment. Panic and chaos will not help here. Instead, please draw your attention to your radios, because tonight's broadcast may just be the most important in human history. For those of you unable to see outside for whatever reason; right now, as we speak, there is an... object looming over New York, with a gaping maw that could swallow Manhattan whole. Please, do not panic! We, at the station, have come to understand that this object is indeed piloted by extraterrestrials. We know this because we... I have one such entity, sitting across from me, right now... And they have sooooooooo much to say [Guitar solo] [Guitar solo] [Alien, Transatlantic Accent] Good evening, my earthly acquaintances, no fuss From galaxies afar, I've observed quite enough Your world spins with greed, wars that never cease Puzzled by your races, and your petty beefs Culture's fed up, just like your plastic seas An extraterrestrial, unimpressed, that's me [Alien, Transatlantic Accent Continues] I came in peace, but your airwaves, they bleed Static and screams from your so-called 'freedoms' Veins filled with toxins, hearts pumping out lies In a city of lights, truth's in a scarce supply [Announcer Interjects] Ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned, hold tight To this intergalactic message piercing through the night