Mr. Clay More
Created By phyce With Udio AI
Lyrics
[Intro] In a world of fluoride and floss, Got a new diet, I'm my own boss. [Verse 1] Brush twice, then swallow clay, Dental dreams and porcelain ballet. My family's skeptical, they don't wanna play, But I'm sculpting with my insides, in a gourmet way. Chew it up, let it slide, Dental practice by day, hot fire kiln by night. Telling my kin, "It's okay, let's be swayed," "In our stools, we'll find art, homemade." [Chorus] Eating clay, yeah, it's alright, My stools turn to art, in the morning light. And I think to myself, it's a beautiful sight, In this crazy world, it feels just right. [Verse 2] My family's wary, but I'm on a roll, Creating masterpieces, from bowl to bowl. "Dad's gone mad," they whisper, night stroll, My ceramic journey is taking their toll. Every meal's an adventure, a story untold, In the bathroom, a gallery, what a sight to behold. Who knew my intestines could create such a beautiful mold? With every flush, my legacy’s gold. [Interlude] [Chorus] Eating clay, yeah, it's alright, My stools turn to art, in the morning light. And I think to myself, it's a beautiful sight, In this crazy world, it feels just right. [Interlude] [Outro] So here’s to the clay, and its transformative bite, In a world of lunatics, now I feel alright...
