I'm Not Coming (To Your Baptist Church)
Created By Stephen_Bruce With Udio AI
2024-04-30
Lyrics
These people are starting to annoy me.... Oh forget it... You people... These people are starting to annoy me... Oh forget it... You people... [VERSE] I wasn’t expecting that Lynn. That was a negative... and right now I need two positives One to cancel out the negative and another one ... so I can have a positive. [BRIDGE] So I can have a positive! [CHORUS] I’m not coming to your Baptist church! They always get people when they’re down! I just want to be able to say “I’m Alan Partridge.” “Join me tonight when my guests will be”... I don’t know, “Chris Rear”. [VERSE] Lynn I was at a friend’s house the other night.... I was trying to make a phone call. I thought there was something wrong with the phone.... I’d been hitting nine Lynn... [BRIDGE] I’d been hitting nine Lynn! [CHORUS] I’m not coming to your Baptist church! They always get people when they’re down! I just want to be able to say “I’m Alan Partridge.” “Join me tonight when my guests will be”... I don’t know, “Chris Rear”. Actually he lives in the area. Could have had him over. [FADE OUT] Actually he lives in the area. Could have had him over.
