Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's this one fool that I must face each day, (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) His childish antics, they never go away. (Bum-bum-bum) He bumbles and he stumbles, he's a constant source of strife, (Chk-chk-chk) Dealing with this idiot, it's a trial in this life. (Doo-doo-doo) [Chorus] Oh that idiot, that idiot, (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) how he drives me mad, His nonsense and his foolishness, (Bum-bum-bum) it makes me oh so sad. But I must keep my cool, (Chk-chk-chk) stay strong and carry on, Though that idiot continues, (Doo-doo-doo) I'll get through till he's gone. [Verse 2] He prattles on and on with his senseless, empty chatter, (Bah-bah-bah) His lack of common sense, it only serves to fluster and batter. (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) I bite my tongue and try to maintain my grace, (Bum-bum-bum) As this fool runs amok, leaving chaos in his wake. (Chk-chk-chk) [Chorus] Oh that idiot, that idiot, (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) how he drives me mad, His nonsense and his foolishness, (Bum-bum-bum) it makes me oh so sad. But I must keep my cool, (Chk-chk-chk) stay strong and carry on, Though that idiot continues, (Doo-doo-doo) I'll get through till he's gone. [Bridge] I take a deep breath, count to ten, (Bah-bah-bah) And remind myself, this too shall end. (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) This idiot may never cease, (Bum-bum-bum) But my sanity, I must keep. (Chk-chk-chk) [Outro] Oh that idiot, that idiot, (Oooh-wah, oooh-wah) how he drives me mad, His nonsense and his foolishness, (Bum-bum-bum) it makes me oh so sad. But I must keep my cool, (Chk-chk-chk) stay strong and carry on, Though that idiot continues, (Doo-doo-doo) I'll get through till he's gone.