Throne Bound Plight
Created By Hillbilly Astronaut With Udio AI
2024-04-22
Lyrics
Guitars wail as my stomach starts to spin Wishin', prayin', holdin' back what's within [Verse] Legs locked tight, trying to sing my part Cold sweat drippin', with a trembling heart Can't fake a smile, this ain't no bellyache Fame and glory at stake, but my bowels 'bout to break [Bridge] Movin' fast, oh can't you see the fuse That's alright, 'cause I can't lose Feels rough, yet I'm bustin' through the queue That's the deal, when nature calls, you move [Verse] Boltin' down the hall, the door's in sight Reckless driver on a porcelain ride [Pre-Chorus] Clutchin' tight, this ain't no subtle flight Sweatin' bullets on this throne-bound plight [Chorus] Gotta reach, gotta reach that rest room stall Like a rockstar with their final curtain call In a race against the clock, with my back against the wall ’Cause I gotta poop so bad, can't hold it at all Once in the stall, the eruption's begun Krakatoa's got nothin' on this one Wall of sound from the stall resounds Poor toilet’s getting a thunderous round [Verse] Nature's wrath, a symphonic blast A brownie thunder, how long can you last? Sneakin' out, my face is red, can't meet their gaze Tip-toein' away, hopin' to fade like a haze I'm prayin' for mercy, feelin' the guilt increase I reach for my wallet, peel out a bill for peace [Chorus] I gotta leave, gotta leave and bolt so fast Leavin' big tips for the cleanup cast [Bridge] In my haste, got my own dirty embrace A messy escape, ain't no clean getaway Brown badges of dishonor muddy up the place A trail from the scene, evidence I can't erase [Verse] The walk of shame, with stains so bold A tale of urgency, embarrassingly told
