Man contemplates buying a tuba

Man contemplates buying a tuba

2024-04-21

Created By DPK With Udio AI

Lyrics

Buy the tuba. You must buy the tuba. Do it. Be the tuba guy. Play it on a work night. Play it at three AM in the morning when everyone is sleeping. Piss your neighbors off. Assert your dominance. You are a god. A tuba god. Buy the tuba. It is your destiny.