Borderlands: Loot Midget At The Comedy Hut
Created By Quadrivo With Udio AI
Lyrics
I'm the sneaky little Loot, got jokes in my stash Jumpin' out of crates, in a Bandit-type flash They call me the midget with the loot and the laugh 'Hop out, guns blazing' is my autograph Yeah, I'm short but my tales, they tower Tickling your sides as I wield my power I'm a pint-sized pillager, a pocket-sized raid Hiding in that box, don't be afraid I ain't no Pandora's gift, just a prankster in disguise Got more punchlines than guns – oh, what a surprise! When you see that crate shakin', better bet I'm inside About to pop a cap of comedy, enjoy the ride As a looter-shooter with spins and tricks up my sleeve I've got more loot than jokes, but believe Soon as I hop out, it's 'haha', then 'please, don't leave!' I’ll steal your heart with puns, a verbal thieve With a 'boing' and a 'booyah', I'm the life of the game Turning treasure hunts into a laughter campaign You see my head is tiny, but my humor's huge Got you rollin' on the floor with these jokes I subdue I'm the jester of junk with chaos to ensue Making vault hunters laugh as I bid them adieu Call me pint-size punster with a comic grenade Pull the pin on a jest, watch the punchline cascade
