Muskets of Liberty (As the Founding Fathers Once Had)
Created By Chaotic Envoy With Udio AI
Lyrics
[Verse 1] In the land of freedom, where the muskets roar, A tale of defense like never heard before, Four ruffians approached, seeking ill-gotten gain, But little did they know, justice would soon reign. [Chorus] Oh, own a musket for home defense, As the founding fathers once had it hence, With powdered wig and Kentucky rifle in hand, We'll protect our homes, just as they planned. [Verse 2] With a golf ball-sized hole, the first man fell, His wicked deeds no longer to dispel, A smoothbore pistol aimed at the second's way, But alas, the neighbor's dog became the fray. [Chorus] Oh, own a musket for home defense, As the founding fathers once had it hence, With powdered wig and Kentucky rifle in hand, We'll protect our homes, just as they planned. [Verse 3] A cannon atop the stairs, loaded with might, Telly ho, lads, let justice take its flight, Grape shot unleashed, shredding two in its wake, Car alarms blaring, the message it did make. [Chorus] Oh, own a musket for home defense, As the founding fathers once had it hence, With powdered wig and Kentucky rifle in hand, We'll protect our homes, just as they planned. [Verse 4] Fix bayonet, charge forth, the last one quakes, Triangular wounds, impossible to shake, He bleeds, awaiting justice's embrace, For the police to arrive, putting evil in its place. [Chorus] Oh, own a musket for home defense, As the founding fathers once had it hence, With powdered wig and Kentucky rifle in hand, We'll protect our homes, just as they planned.
