What Can I Doo?
Created By ManicTechnics662 With Udio AI
Lyrics
[acoustic guitar intro] Eating lunch, I had Taco Bell today, Feelin queasy, my head is in a fog, A kay-suh-dee-uh, and a Bell gron-dey, In the bathroom, trying to quell the pain, I try to flush my sins away, Bowl is full, the shitter’s clogged! (clogged...) [acoustic guitar interlude] [verse] Drenched in sweat, I realize my mistake, What do I do, this is a public space, They say God answers when you pray, I hope he delivers some scented spray. [chorus] Oh what can I do? Why can’t I catch a break? The john can’t handle my poo! This is all my fault, What to do, when the shitter’s clogged! [acoustic interlude] [verse] I’m trapped here, to this day, There’s no plunger, no escape, Eyes are burning, the smell is unholy, I really shouldn’t have eaten that week-old cannoli! [verse] They say God answers when you pray, Can he flush it all away? I drank out of season eggnog, And now the shitter’s clogged! [acoustic interlude into chorus] [chorus] Oh what can I do? Why can’t I catch a break? The john can’t handle my poo! This is all my fault, What to do, when the shitter’s clogged! I'll be sittin here all night long, tryin to flush down this big fat log! [short interlude] Shitter's clogged! (Shitter's clogged) [acoustic guitar outro]
