Lyrics
[instrumental] [intro] Lying in bed, head filled with dreams. They make me fight; try not to cream. I never felt, a female’s touch. But nothing tops, my right hand’s clutch. Pump some lotion, When i awake. Careful not to, Ejaculate Another day, to grow my streak. As long as I, don’t spring a leak. I... [Chorus] I poke and tug, ‘bout every day. Don’t wanna come, But just delay. The sensations, They are so good. Avoid all girls, Like a sigma would! But Oh my god! I can’t hold it in! A cooked grenade, Without it’s pin I tried and tried, Till I went weak. But I just lost, My edgin’ streak! [Verse] Edge in my car, Driving to work. Playfully give, A few more jerks. Watchin’ the clock For my Lunch break I’ll edge some more Til my knees quake [Build up] Boss gives me a call, To give me a talk. My numbers are down, From edging my cock! [Chorus] I poke and tug, ‘bout every day. Don’t wanna come, But just delay. The sensations, They are so good. Avoid all girls, Like a sigma would! But Oh my god! I can’t hold it in! A cooked grenade, Without it’s pin I tried and tried, Till I went weak. But I just lost, My edgin’ streak! [instrumental] [Bridge] I must confess, Shit’s been a mess. On the edge, just one more caress And I will lose, I’ll bust a nut Unless I clamp my penis shut [Final Chorus] But Oh my god… Couldn’t hold it in. I held the grenade, And lost it’s pin I tried and tried, But I fell weak. Today I lost, My edgin’ streak! Ohhh-whoaaaa mmm-mmm
