A Million Dollars, But....
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A million dollars, but... You have to spend it on card games that cost 10 cents a pop If you figure each one weighs about 2 lbs that's about nine thousand and seventy one point eight five metric tons You'd have to figure out what to do with all that [harmonica solo] [chorus] Well I went to work this morning Sun was beatin' down on my head Postman stopped by my house Weren't no letters It was a fuck ton of mail trucks instead [harmonica solo] The Grumman Long Life Vehicle been deliverin' letters Since 1986 It has a maximum payload of fourteen thousand lbs or 640kgs including the driver It can accommodate up to 121 cubic feet but considering the size of the game boxes Payload is our limitin' factor you see each game box is about 2 lbs and given the fourteen hundred lbs payload capacity each truck could hold about 700 copies which sounds like a lot but you'd still need fourteen thousand two hundred and eighty six of those motherfuckers [guitar solo] now the concrete on my driveway is about 4 inches thick Each one of them trucks fully loaded was about forty one hundred lbs If you assume my 4 inch thick driveway can withstand a load of 3,000 psi and that the trucks are evenly distributed along their center of gravity you can safely put two point nine three trucks on my drive Now since you can't have a fraction of a truck We have to settle for two at a time To make a long fuckin story short it takes about 1 hour and fifty six minutes to unload a single truck To do all fourteen thousand two hundred and eighty six it would take three years and fifty eight days I don't think a million dollars is worth it my guy
